Formerly Joyful Noise. This is my place to post whatever suites my fancy...welcome! Today is Saturday, November 28, 2009

Bon Voyage!

Sep04

Friday, September 4th marks the starting date for my venture back to college. Unfortunately, this particular college is strict with their rules to the point of blocking websites they disagree with. As Onsugar is bound to be on their list of sites, I'll not be able to post as much as I'd like to. I've figured out a way to post via e-mail, but I won't be able to respond to comments (for future referrence...please don't think me rude!).

I'll post my school e-mail address once I get one, so feel free to get in touch with me! I always enjoy getting mail : ).


McSweeney List 8~ We Have Ways of Making You Talk

Nov25

By: Ralph Gamelli

"How much do you think it would hurt if I were to take volume S of the Encyclopaedia Britannica and slam it shut on your nose?"

"This is my friend Ernst. He's German. He doesn't talk, but if he did, he'd speak with a thick German accent. Look at him. Look how German he is. 'Nuff said."

"No one enjoys wet socks. You should know we have plenty of water. And socks."

"See the items on this tray? You'll recognize them from your dentist's office. They tell me this one is the worst. They call it ... dental floss."

"Mr. Shin, meet Mr. Steel-Toed Boot."

"While it's true that sticks and stones will break your bones, everyone knows it's a fallacy that names will never hurt you. We've talked to some people from your past and know which names will cause the most pain, and we're prepared to use them."

"We like to pinch."

"Are you aware that Dolly Parton has recorded over 75 albums in her career? Don't make us prove it."

"Bed-wetter!"

"If you don't talk, I won't give you this dollar."


Bird Without Wings

Nov20
Bird with out wings

I'm preposting this in mid-May, but when this actually posts, it will be mid-November, and I'm absolutely positive I'll be feeling exactly like a bird without wings : ) So think of me fondly, and I will be back pretty soon to share more fascinating stories (I'm sure you can't wait! LOL)


McSweeney List 7~ 4 Easy Steps to Becoming More Decisive

Nov18

By: Andrew R Juhl

1. Eeny

2. Meeny

3. Miney

4. Mo


Pavoratti

Nov16

My favorite tenor.


McSweeney List 6~ Recipes for Disaster

Nov11

By: Jennifer Miller

Cyclone cordon bleu

Wildfire pilaf

Monday-night maelstrom

Tsunami casserole

Mac and disease

Baked avalanche

Earthquake parmesan

Dairy Queen Blizzard


Taking Refuge

Nov09
Psalms 2:8-10

 10 Now then, you kings, act wisely!
      Be warned, you rulers of the earth!
 11 Serve the Lord with reverent fear,
      and rejoice with trembling.
 
12 Submit to God’s royal son,
or he will become angry,
      and you will be destroyed
in the midst of all your activities—
   for his anger flares up in an instant.
      But what joy for all who take refuge in him!

I'll admit, the more I watch the news today, the more discouraged I become. The future of our nation is precarious at best. Will America ever recover from the enemy within it's own walls? I don't know and it scares me. But our God is ever watchful. He knows what's going on. We aren't the ones that need fear the future. On the contrary, there is "joy for all who take refuge in Him!" (NLV)

McSweeney List 5~ Cowboy Deaths in Descending Degrees of Dignity

Nov04

By: Nathan Thornton

Boots on

Boots on, but on the wrong feet

One boot on, one boot off

Holding boots above head while crossing river

Boots off

Boots on hands, creating sound effects for campfire story

Boots in carry-on bag, wearing an old pair of tennis shoes until he gets there

One old boot and one new boot, walking around Kohl's shoe department to see how they feel


Taking a break from studying...

Nov01




...and saw these on worldmag.com

 

Enjoy!

 



 





PCC UPDATE

Nov01




Hey!

 

I'm sorry it's been so long since I've last written an update from PCC, but things have gotten to the point where I really have to prioritize. I've fairly well dropped out of everything extra-curricular that isn't mandatory. But thankfully my grades are (for the most part) reflecting the amount of work I've put in.

 

As I sit here thinking about what's been going on since I last wrote, my mind goes off in two main directions. If I think about the day to day stuff, so much changes that I wouldn't be able to fit it all in. As for the big picture though, not too much changes. I still work at the Distribution Center; still go to the same classes.

 

I did have a chance to go surfing last Friday night. They have an indoor wave pool, and I was able to make it all the way up on my feet. It's Sunday and it feels like every bone in my body is tense and bruised, but it was definitely worth it! I actually got to experience this with a friend of mine named June who happens to be Mennonite. When I first met her, like everyone else, I thought she was a bit holier-than-thou. She wears a prayer cap daily. But I soon found out just how wrong I was to decide what she was like before I even knew her. She's hilarious, she's sarcastic, she's witty and, as it happens, she loves to play volleyball and surf. Last year (geeze, even last month) I never would have pictured myself learning how to surf with a Mennonite (among the many other things I never thought I'd be doing). But she's no longer just a Mennonite.

She's June.

 

Anyway...

 

One of the major struggles I've had to deal with recently is one I've never had to really worry about before: finances. As I sit here, I have laundry in the washers, but I have no money left on my card with which to dry them. I know God will provide; after all, doesn't He say that He provides for our every need? Still, and maybe I'm analyzing this too deeply, but I know that I've spent money where I did not need to, even in this past week. I ate out when I didn't need to. I bought some wrist weights that I'm hoping will help me get in better physical shape, but did I really need them? What if God already provided what I needed, and now I've just squandered it on frivolous stuff when I should have been saving it?

 

But as I sat down to start my homework today, I looked up a verse in the Bible that I'm having to memorize for New Testament Survey. It's John 6:35, "And Jesus said unto them, 'I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth in me shall never thirst." (KJV of course...that's all they use here). Anyway, I can almost hear Him telling me not to worry. He's going to take care of me, and my sister, and my roommates (who are all in the same boat as I am, as is everyone else on campus, it would seem...).

 

So I won't...worry, that is.

 

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