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To: Leonard
From: Ringo, 4-year-old Saint Bernard
Well, this is not easy. I'm supposed to be loyal and supportive, and God knows I've given it my best shot. But let's be honest: my opportunities here are limited. I just don't know how in the world I can deliver food and first-aid supplies to anyone in this condominium. Am I supposed to be a rescue dog or not? I thought you could at least attach cool drinks to my collar and turn me loose near the pool. But it turns out there really are no emergencies here. In fact, the only crisis I can see is the frozen tundra of your dating life. So, best of luck, Admiral Byrd—you're going to need it.
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To: Brian
From: Wicket, 10-month-old Border collie
OK OK OK, there're just a few things I have to say before we get all crazy and I start editing myself here before I even finish this sentence, because I've anticipated your reaction before you even know what I'm about to say, which is that I think I could do a lot more—that is to say, a lot better—elsewhere, instead of—is that your key in the door I heard just now? No, just a false alarm, I guess—instead of this place, where there just is not enough stimulation for a dog of my caliber, since you're a work-at-home Internet marketer who sunburns easily and is allergic to fun, so I guess I just gotta move on with no hard feelings, OK OK OK?
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To: Andrea
From: Tiffany, 3-year-old poodle
Seriously. The PETA fundraiser at Supercuts this coming Thursday? Bad idea. I'm leaving right now before I ruin my nails on your face.
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To: Carsten
From: Skull, 10-week-old German shepherd
Summary of Latest Maneuvers
(Detailed at 0300 hours EST.)
1. Successfully housebroke myself.
2. Deciphered the sit/stay/roll-over commands.
3. Learned to distinguish between mailman, pizza guy, and your friend Manny, the gardener.
4. Established perimeter of security around backyard shed for Manny.
5. Estimated the value of rare plants growing inside backyard shed.
6. Calculated Manny's risk/reward share in proportion to federal/state/local cultivation laws.
7. Anticipated the need for rapid growth in the overnight-inventory-transfer business.
8. Implemented emergency business plan.
9. Corrected any feelings of remorse.
10. Accompanied Manny to bigger and better backyards.
11. Good boy, Carsten!
Seriously?! If this doesn't prove we're heading in the wrong direction...I honestly don't know what will. Read and weep. No kidding. ~Carrie Sue~
HAVANA (AP) -- It perhaps was not the endorsement President
Cuban revolutionary leader Fidel Castro on Thursday declared passage of American health care reform "a miracle" and a major victory for Obama's presidency, but couldn't help chide the United States for taking so long to enact what communist Cuba achieved decades ago.
"We consider health reform to have been an important battle and a success of his (Obama's) government," Castro wrote in an essay published in state media, adding that it would strengthen the president's hand against lobbyists and "mercenaries."
But the Cuban leader also used the lengthy piece to criticize the American president for his lack of leadership on climate change and immigration reform, and for his decision to send more troops to
And he said it was remarkable that the most powerful country on earth took more than two centuries from its founding to approve something as basic as health benefits for all.
"It is really incredible that 234 years after the Declaration of Independence ... the government of that country has approved medical attention for the majority of its citizens, something that Cuba was able to do half a century ago," Castro wrote.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Cuban-leader-applauds-US-apf-124808403.html?x=0&.v=1

I adore this song. I would have preferred to find Pavoratti singing it, but there wasn't a good version of him singing it. Anyway, here is Andrea Bocelli performing it. Does almost as well, I think. Not quite, but almost :)

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
~Groucho Marx
Watch Howard Morris in this. It's a little fuzzy, but worth the trouble. He's best known (at least to me) for his roll as Ernest T Bass in "The Andy Griffith Show". I love watching him at work.
I've always loved this song from the Carol Burnett movie "Once Upon a Mattress." It's cheesy and romantic and I just like it. The title is , quite appropriately, Normandy.
Enjoy!
I thought it would be easy.
At college, we were saturated with spiritual things. We had chapel every day. Church on Wednesdays and twice on Sundays. Prayer meetings, revivals, missions groups...I was sure when I went home it wouldn't be so hard to keep it going. I was wrong.
Things have been different, that's for sure. I have grown some, though I'm sure none of it was my own doing. And it's been nice to hear comments about my not being the same as I used to be. Hopefully that means I've progressed. But...I don't know. It's harder to see the progress when your stuck in the setting of the past. I look around my room, and all I can see is the past. It's given me a little better understanding maybe of how it must be for others who feel stuck in the environment they find themselves in.
No I'm not comparing my basement to the ghetto, but isn't much of what we experience a matter of the mind? How is it that some can live in the most ideal of circumstances and yet never seem to enjoy or use what God has laid before them the way they should? And then there are those on the other side; the ones with mental or physical defects. The ones who were born in the ghetto, or with seemingly nothing to offer, and no way to better their situation, and yet they do. They somehow find a way to grow where they've been planted in a way that the people around them look on and wonder how they possibly did it.
I love to meet these people. There are actually quite a few at the college I attend. A girl from a third world country who worked to help her sister through college before attending one herself. Another girl (again, from another country) who's entire family has threatened to disown her because she became a Christian. She is now attending this college through the help of some missionaries. She will become a nurse and go back home to face whatever God has in store for her. A man with a physical defect to where he can't seem to hold his head straight, and yet his heart is exactly where it should be. If I'm correct, he's nearly a straight A student majoring in engineering (not an easy thing to accomplish).
Okay, I've come full circle. My reason for this post was to talk myself out of being so down about my situation, and I've just accomplished that. We used to have this sign in our house that said "Attitude is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you deal with it". That's what it's about, I guess. Our attitude towards life as it should be in Christ. Our thoughts and actions as they should be in Christ. So get out of your slump, Carrie Sue!!
Pep talk over.
"You were taught, with regard to your former way of life, to put off your old self, which is being corrupted by its deceitful desires; to be made new in the attitude of your minds; and to put on the new self, created to be like God in true righteousness and holiness." - Ephesians 4:22-24
Okay, it's a little fuzzy, but I love this song (from Once Upon a Mattress)! I tried to get the newer version from the film, but this is just as good.
Plot: In the film I've seen, Carol Burnett plays the Queen who doesn't want to let go of her kingdom. Years before she'd set up a test for every elegable maiden which was virtually impossible to pass. So one of the knights from the kingdom goes in search of the last elegable maiden (from the untouchable swamplands of the north) and brings her back to try and pass the test. Incredibly clever plot, and the soundtrack is great....hillarious stuff.
This video, however, is from the original play version in which Carol Burnett played the Princess Winifred. She does the song just as well if not better. The song is a spoof on the unreality of fairy tales.
I figured today would be a good day to post it, because it was on December 21, 1937 that Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves debuted at Carthay Circle Theater, and there's a good line in the song about Snow White having outside help..."I grant you, they were small, but there were seven of them...practically a regement!" : )
Enjoy!
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